Things we have learned about the Caribbean:

1. All cars have dents or soon will have.

2. Black and brown come in every shade, mostly beautiful.

3. Mosquitoes love white skin.

4. Long lines are for everyone.

5. Driving is a constant game of chicken.

6. Everyone sweats.

7. Caribbean time is a least 15 minutes after Mormon Standard Time.

8. Window screens haven’t been invented yet.

9. Short hair is an asset.

10. Last but not least: The gospel is true in the Caribbean too.